i just wanna soil my oats bro
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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