Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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