what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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