we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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