Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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