let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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