then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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