I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
smell my finger.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Congratulations! We have a period
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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