Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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