The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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