Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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