Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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