Whod you bang
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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