Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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