so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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