We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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