summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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