If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
