I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You dont lie about slip and slides
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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