I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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