:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
My dick has a subreddit
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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