well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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