I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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