That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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