she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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