...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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