haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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