quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I wear drunk well.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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