but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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