Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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