I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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