I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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