There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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