Plan B is the new Plan A
You smell like stripper and shame
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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