I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I have tasted many bathrooms
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