i barfeds in our rink
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
im on a boat
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