He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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