Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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