She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Randomize