Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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