Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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