My brain says no but my pants say off.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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