Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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