Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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