Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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