You're so nebulous sometimes
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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