Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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