For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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