No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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