Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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