is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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