Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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