I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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