every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
