maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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