Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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