friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
